How true !!!!

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

AGM Announcement

Fellow members,

The Annual General Meeting of the Runcorn Tavern Social Golf Club will be held on Sunday 4 October 2009 at 9 A.M. at The Runcorn Tavern,Gowan Rd., Runcorn.
Nominations for Positions,Notices of Motions,Rule Changes and any other item for discussion must be in writing,signed and seconded, and given to the Secretary prior to the 20 September 2009. The only matters for discussion at the AGM will be those that have been given to the Secretary by the due date. Proxy Votes must also be given to the Secretary by the 20/09/09 to be valid.

Signed,

Jamie McLellan.

Honorary Secretary.

Golf tips

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. z z z z z z z WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.